1994-2004 → First and last lines for each character


reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

(Source: blurred-mary)





Waiting for the day this happens to me.

This is still my favorite comic to date.

Fuck, that’s me.

In reality it’s all of us when we get off tumblr for food

(Source: euclase2)



what’s the cleanest genre of tv show?

soap operas


long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)


have you ever been following someone for a while but they’ve changed their url, icon, and theme so many times that you literally have no idea who they are anymore but you’ve been in mutual follow with them so long that it’s unacceptable to ask

(Source: mikulios)




babies are so chill you can just set stuff on their heads and they don’t even care

How do you know this?

i’m the oldest of ten kids, i know some stuff about babies


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone